The Uglies Series

My one pet peeve with this series is that it's labeled as a trilogy, but, as you can see, it is obviously not a trilogy. But other than that, I really, really like this series. It's a young adult dystopian "trilogy," which I tend to stay away from because they're usually all similar and follow a very predictable pattern. This series, while it does follow a similar pattern to other dystopias, it's not boring.

The series is set in a future city built amidst the ruins of the "Rusty" civilization. It's actually really interesting because there is a running commentary on our society through the book, comparisons to their world and our world, and it makes our problems seem unnecessary, like racism and global warming.

At the age of sixteen, every person goes through an operation that makes them "pretty:" large eyes, perfect teeth, flawless skin, and a much better immune system. The pretties go off to live in New Pretty Town, where they drink and party all day and night long. Their lives are seemingly perfect. The theory is that if everyone is perfect and has everything they could ever want, there would be no need to fight. Of course, there's more to it than that, seeing as this is a dystopian series and nothing that seems perfect ever is perfect.

The main character is Tally Youngblood, a fifteen-year-old who has been waiting her entire life for the operation. Her best friend since childhood, Peris, recently became pretty and she can't wait to join him. Tally meets Shay, who seems oddly disenchanted with the idea of becoming pretty. Soon before her sixteenth birthday, Shay runs away, after trying and failing to convince Tally to come with her. She leaves Tally a cryptic note with directions to a place called the Smoke, where other runaways live in the wild, away from the city. Things escalate and Tally is forced by the city's version of secret police to run away, with a tracking device, to find the Shay and the Smoke. If she refuses, she won't be turned pretty.

Various other things happen and it's very dramatic. I highly suggest you read it. It's easy to get through with a great plot.

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The House of Night Series

When I first picked out Marked, I assumed it would be a pretty typical vampire book. I wanted something fluffy to read that wouldn't interfere with my already planned weekend of doing nothing. However, these books really surprised me. I'm fairly certain there are more than ten books, but I've only read the first ten.

I've always liked seeing how different authors interpret classic monsters. P.C. and Kristin Cast spin vampires in a very interesting way. Rather than bloodthirsty creatures of the night, vampires are a well-known (though not accepted) part of society. They are children of the night, worshiping Nyx, the goddess of the night, recognizing other gods as well in their own polytheist religion.

As the storyline develops through all of the novels, the characters show real depth. They are much more than they seem at first. While the language isn't spectacular, this whole series was surprisingly good. I intend to buy them eventually.

I'd rate them 5/5 for plot and character, 3.5/5 for language. Strongly suggest you read these.


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Books Today

I am disappointed by the selection of books in bookstores today.

A couple things are definite: 1) Everything by John Green (and y'all know I do not appreciate John Green as an author), 2) The Hunger Games trilogy, 3) I'm not actually in a bookstore now so I can't tell you exactly, but pretty much any other super popular series — like Divergent.

Then the rest are just disappointing. My friend says that when she was at a book store a few months ago, she decided to not just window shop, but actually read the description of each book. She got to the second rack and couldn't go on because everything sounded exactly the same. And everything is pretty much a romance.

Now, I don't have any problems with romance, but the way romances are written today just sickens me. They'll be a strong female character that pretty much ruins her already screwed-up life for a guy — never anything but heterosexual females with 1st-world problems. Except in paranormal romances, where the girl is either in love with a vampire or is a vampire.

Even looking at the covers of the books sickens me. Every book — especially paranormal romances — has the same cover. I won't explain it — you can see for yourself. But it pretty much makes me want to figuratively die.

I understand that to a certain extent, most teenagers — excuse me, young adults — are looking for something like that, but that doesn't mean that authors can't be more creative. Some of the best series' that I've read don't include romance, or if they do, it isn't the main focus.

Please. Just please.

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The Hunger Games Trilogy

I wasn't planning on doing a formal review today, but I am now.

By the way, all the spoilers are below.

The Hunger Games is a good book. I like Katniss, I really like Cinna. He's my favorite character in the books. Peeta is nice, but could be a little less stalker-y. Rue's death was sad, but I didn't feel very sad about it, as the setting was the Hunger Games arena. I was ready for her death. All in all, I really did like this book. Recommend it.

Now we get to Catching Fire, where Katniss 1. Stars a fling with Gayle, and 2. Magically falls in love with Peeta, completely contrary to her feelings about Peeta and Gayle in the previous book. The romance is forced. I do like the characters introduced in the Quarter Quell, primarily Johanna and Finnick. Cinna's death was so sad, but since the Games started a literal minute after he was beaten and taken away, he wasn't appropriately mourned by Katniss or me. I could handle this book, it was good, but definitely the Hunger Games was better.

Mockingjay. Oh, dear Mockingjay. Go take all of your PTSD and war and so, so many names, dig yourself a hole, and crawl into it. I read it because I had to, as I needed to see the way the series would end. I like some of this book, but it was pretty unbearable at other times. Prim's death wasn't that sad for me, only because Katniss' mental state at the moment of Prim's death was very unstable. Katniss didn't even understand what had happened until much later. But Finnick's death was so sad. Probably the saddest in the whole series, because he had finally been reunited with Annie, and she was pregnant, and then he died.

As you already know, my favorite character is Cinna. My least favorite character is Gayle. Stupid, stupid Gayle. At first he's all in love with Katniss, and then he's killing Prim off with a bunch of other children. Then he abandons Katniss at the end to go work in District 2. But before he started being stupid, he had to create this whole love triangle. President Snow used the fact that he saw Katniss and Gayle kiss to manipulate her.

I do think you should read these books though. I do like them, even if my review seemed very critical. I tend to comment on the bad things and none of the good. Just assume that things I don't say I hate, I like.

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It's January 1st

I just realized that I made a post on New Year's Day.

Happy New Year!

I feel like saying this is pointless, as no one actually reads this, but if you do happen upon this blog, comment and tell me a New Year's Resolution you've made.

Punctuation

This week is another simple rule. And that rule is punctuation. This rule simply states that sentences need to end with punctuation, unless you're trying to make a statement by not ending the

You get it.

Wrong: I had a sandwich for lunch
Correct: I had a sandwich for lunch.

On a different note, I've decided what to do post-wise. Tuesdays I'll do a book review, Thursdays I'll do a grammar tip, and Saturdays I'll do . . . something?

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Back to First Grade

Last year, I was reading some of my classmates' work, and I was disappointed. Not disappointed solely by poor vocabulary and terrible sentence structure, but by their failure to conform to the possibly simplest grammar rule ever: Capitalize the beginnings of your sentences, as well as proper nouns.

Incorrect: we went to the store.
Correct: We went to the store.

Incorrect: After they went to the store, i made cookies.
Correct: After they went to the store, I made cookies.

Proper nouns: The word "I" and names (of people, specific places, countries, days, months, etc.).
Proper nouns are capitalized, as well as the beginning of a sentence.

Just to be clear, a noun is a person, place, or thing.

Couldn't even find a cute comic to put here, because only small children are still learning this rule, and small children don't understand grammar humor.

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Chanukah 2014

Being the book nerd that I am, the majority of the presents I wanted for Chanukah were books. This is just a list of the ones I got.

1. Volumes 1-5 of the Oz books (includes all of the books by L. Frank Baum — like fourteen, I think)
2. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
3. The Arabian Nights

Sherlock Holmes and the Arabian Nights are really nice quality, with gold edges and all that. I am by far too excited by good quality books. I need help.

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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Four best friends. Lena, the shy beauty, Tibby, the cynic, Bridget, the athlete, and Carmen, the angry but lovable Puerto Rican.

The day before their first summer apart, they find a pair of pants that Carmen was planning on throwing away. The Pants fit all of them perfectly, even with all of their different body types. They decide to send the Pants back and forth between them, so they have their friends with them during their travels.

The first three books are the summers of high school. Lena goes to the Rhode Island School of Design, Tibby goes to NYU for film school, Bridget is at Brown (I think), and Carmen goes somewhere.

The fourth book is the summer after their first year in college. I have to say that Carmen has the hardest time of the four, as she really lost her way during freshman year at college. But by the end of the summer, a fragile conclusion is reached.

The last book is set ten years later. The Sisterhood has fallen out of touch, with Bridget living in California, Carmen busy being an actress, Lena a poor artist, and Tibby in Australia.

They plan to go to a Greek island where Lena is from to spend time together, but when they get there, they receive some unfortunate news.

They are lost.

By the end of the book, a real conclusion is reached. Bittersweet, but real.

These books are so sad, especially the last three. But the first two have their heart wrenching moments. I love these books so much. Definitely read them.

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The Grisha Trilogy

I have seen this book many times before, but only recently have I read it. I have literally checked it out of a library and returned it without reading it. The cover always catches my eye, but then I read the description and think, Eh. But this book is definitely not "Eh."

Alina Starkov, plain cartographer in the Ravkan first army. Mal Oretsev, best friend of Alina since they were orphans together. Yes, Alina is in love with Mal. No, Mal doesn't know. Sounds cliché, but it's bearable.

Alina and Mal are traveling across the Fold, a dark, terrible place where monsters attack anything that comes near them, along with other members of their regiment. Alina is scared, and rightfully so. The volcra are dangerous, and could kill her without a thought.

When she and Mal are crossing on a sand skiff, the volcra do attack. In all the chaos, Alina throws herself on Mal to save him, and sees a bright light as she feels the volcra attack her.

Then she's out of the Fold, having not crossed due to the volcra, and people are asking her about what happened. What was that light? Apparently it came from her. Apparently, she's not so normal. Apparently, Alina is the Sun Summoner, only one of her kind. And she can help close the Fold for good.

In Ravka there are Grisha who practice the Small Science, which is essentially magic. All children are tested at a young age to see whether they are Grisha or not. Alina was not found to be a Grisha, but now she is thought to be. And not just any Grisha, but the Sun Summoner. There is only one Sun Summoner. Since the volcra live in the dark, they can't come near light, and so when Alina accidentally used her power in the Fold, she saved the skiff from the volcra.

The Grisha make up the Second Army, commanded by the Darkling, who, opposite of Alina, can summon darkness. He is also the only one of his kind.

Alina is taken to the smaller of two grand palaces, where the Grisha are trained. She meets Genya, a Grisha servant, whose job it is to make the queen beautiful. She becomes friends with Genya, but is out of place with the rest of the Grisha, who are so used to excess and a rich lifestyle.

The Darkling tells her about a special amplifier that Alina can use to enhance her power, and destroy the Fold. Alina rests all of her hope on finding this amplifier.

The rest of this is a spoiler alert, but it doesn't give away that much. Later in the series, Alina finds out that there isn't just one amplifier, there are three. Usually Grisha can only have one amplifier, but these three are meant to be combined. Alina finds two of the amplifiers, but in order to obtain the last one, she will have to do something terrible.

This book was amazing, the perfect amount of romance, fantasy, and adventure. Loved the whole thing.

Read it. Read it now.

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Harry Potter Review

There was a boy who lived in number 4, Privet Drive. He was a common boy by his appearance, except for an unusual lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead. He got this scar from when his parents died in a car crash, or at least that's what his aunt and uncle told him.

But one day everything changes. Harry receives a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It upsets his aunt and uncle, and they don't let him read it. After continually receiving these letters, Harry's uncle takes his family to a shack in the stormy sea, and that night, Harry reads his letter. A giant man, named Hagrid, introduces himself as the groundkeeper of Hogwarts, and tells Harry he's a wizard.

Harry's not just any wizard, though. His parents weren't killed in a car crash, but by the most evil wizard known: Voldemort. Voldemort tried to kill Harry too, but failed. Harry is known as the Boy Who Lived, famous throughout the wizarding world.

Harry goes to Hogwarts, where everyone knows his name. He meets Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, who become friends after an incident with a mountain troll on Halloween. Harry loves his new world, even with the mean potions teacher and strange defense against the dark arts professor.

But it turns out that Lord  Voldemort isn't dead and gone; in fact, he's still alive, and he's looking for Harry.

Events transpire. Harry ends up face to face with Voldemort, and defeats him for the time being. But Voldemort is still out there, waiting.

Throughout his years at Hogwarts, Harry defeats Voldemort many times, but Voldemort doesn't die easily. Everything comes down to Harry and Voldemort.

Harry Potter has a special place in my heart. It was one of the first books my parents read to me. I recommend this book to anyone.

I know that some people don't like this series, but really, just give it a chance. It can be a little slow at the beginning, but it is well worth it.

Not to be cliché, but I give this series 6 out of 5 stars.

If you happen to be reading this, tell me what house you would be in. I'm a Ravenclaw.

Brownies, Books, and More

So exited for winter break.

Story time.

In my drama class, we did Secret Santa. My secret Santa gave me a box of brownies. They were a little undercooked, so it was more like a brownie lump or a brownie cake than brownies. So I couldn't really tell where one brownie ended and another one began. There were quite a few brownies in the box. So I get home from school, and eat like half the box with a fork. Finished it the next day. I made myself sick a few times, but the brownies were so good.

Had brownies for breakfast this morning.

So healthy, right?

This is a list for me of books I'm planning on reviewing in the near future.

1. The Harry Potter Series
2. The Grisha Trilogy
3. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Series

If by some force of nature or magic, you happen upon this, comment. Say hi, let me know what your favorite book is, any books you'd like a review of before you read them.

Harry Potter

Thought I cannot pick a favorite book (I really think it would be detrimental to my physical and mental well-being), I simply can't think of a series I like better than Harry Potter. So be prepared for a series of posts in the future of Harry Potter reviews, because I just started reading Harry Potter again!

By the way, if you are a potterhead you need to know about this website: pottermore.com

If you are reading this, leave me a comment. Thanks!

Grammar Thursday is Back!

I haven't posted a Grammar Thursday in a long time, but I have one today. The topic is punctuation and quotes.

The rule is simple: Punctuation always goes inside of quotes. No matter what.

If you need to know whether punctuation goes inside or outside of quotes, just remember this. PUNCTUATION ALWAYS GOES INSIDE OF QUOTES! You will never find a situation where punctuation doesn't go inside of quotes. If you do, please let me know, but I sincerely doubt you will.

Here's an example:

"I can't believe she said that," Martha said

Either way, punctuation goes inside of quotes. Sorry for being repetitive, but an astounding number of history and english teachers seemed to not know this simple rule, which is very disappointing, considering their professions.

Also, please comment if you happen upon this blog, whether it was a fortunate accident or if you actually read this because you like it.

Looking for Alaska

John Green, John Green, John Green. Ah. John Green, I have to tell you something. I know it might sound mean, but I don't really intend it to. You need to stop having main characters die in your books. You need to be able to explore character development through a different medium than death. I think that main characters dying makes things really interesting, and I usually like it, but I feel like the only real big conflicts and character change (the two points of a book) happen when Alaska dies. I know that it is much easier to write about character change when the characters are forced to go through the grieving process, but Johnny (do you like being called Johnny? Maybe Greeny is better), Johnny, sometimes the easy road isn't the best road. Here's a Dumbledore quote for you to take with you: "We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.” I looked that up just for you, Greeny. Time for you to go now.

Okay. To the actual book.

This book was about a boy. He went to high school, and was forced from the sidelines onto the field, right in the middle of the main event. And the main event was Alaska Young.

Before Miles (fondly known as Pudge — for obvious reasons — by his friends at school) met Alaska, he spent his days memorizing the last words of famous people. His life was dull and without meaning. He decided to go to a boarding school in search of a Great Perhaps — his words, not mine. But instead of finding a Great Perhaps, he finds Alaska. Alaska and her maze of suffering, her beautiful but destructive life.

Immediately — and I mean in the first day — Pudge changes from a caged-in nobody to a smoking, drinking member of a high school "gang." I use gang lightly. There is a rivalry between his group of friends and the rich kids at their boarding school. They play pranks on each other. Lots and lots of pranks. That's pretty much all they do. Well, that, smoking, and almost making out with Alaska.

Though this group almost gets into trouble many times, pulls many pranks, and pretty much spends every moment of every day with each other, their group bond doesn't grow at all. Pudge's status in the group never changed from when he first met them, to when he was setting off fireworks with them.

Finally, after slugging through about half of this book, you get to the section called "After." Personally, I think calling this section "after" is kind of a misnomer, because, though it is after Alaska dies, everything else is still pretty much the same. On the back of the book, there is a long description for what happens "before," and one line to say what happens "after." Apparently, after, nothing was ever the same.

I would strongly disagree with that, as Pudge changes the most as soon as he meets Alaska, and starts drinking and smoking. After Alaska dies, almost nothing changes.

Well, not nothing. Basically, all of the characters show an amount of emotion that doesn't correlate with their character's personality. If you started reading after Alaska's death, you would assume that they weren't playing pranks on each other, but sitting around talking about feelings.

I did like the second half of the book better than the first half, though. In the second half, Pudge and co. try to discover if Alaska committed suicide, or was just in a drunken accident. That part was written fairly well. I have to admit to you, John Green, that you actually wrote a few chapters that didn't make me want to vomit.

All in all, I wouldn't suggest this book to anyone, unless they were into reading most of a book to get to the good part. This book didn't explore any character development, but used death to pretend that it did. If you want to read a book about suicidal people and philosophy, I'm sure there's something better out there than Looking for Alaska by John Green.

P.S. I know people don't really read this blog, but if you do (whether it is accidental or on purpose) please leave a comment, so I know if anyone is seeing this. Thanks.

The Fault in Our Stars

Time for another book review!

The Fault in Our Stars by John Green.

(pause for effect)

Well.

Well.

We-ell.

As I'm sure you've probably noticed, TFIOS happens to be one of the most popular books right now. Though I can totally relate to being obsessed with books, I just cannot relate to being obsessed with this one. It is actually quite horrifying the images I saw when I googled "the fault in our stars." This is a cross-stitch pattern of "Okay? Okay."

Ahem. No comment.

I looked up "divergent" just to see what happened. Here are the results: pictures of the book covers, pictures of the actors in the movie, some fan art/jewelry/etc., but NOT A SINGLE CROSS-STITCH! Outrage!

I mention this just to make the point that though other books have become immensely popular (i.e. Divergent), TFIOS is still more popular than most new YA fiction.

Personally, I was disappointed by it. From what other people told me, this book would be practically life-changing: romantic and sad, a book that teaches you so many things about life and death and loss. While I was reading it, I kept waiting for some profound sentence or two that would make the whole thing worth my time. I never found anything too profound in it.

My absolute least favorite part of the book was the whole Hazel thinking her favorite author is going to be amazing and tell her everything that happens after the book ends. I think it makes her seem kind of self-centered and naive. First of all, she pretty much assumes that the author: a. knows everything that happens after the book ends, and b. is going to share that information with her. She always says how she doesn't like all the cancer perks and wishes she was treated normal, but without cancer perks, she wouldn't even be able to meet the author.

Just to be fair, here's my favorite part: Oh wait, I don't have one.

Though this wasn't my favorite book, I do recommend that sometime in your life you read it. Even just so you can watch the movie while keeping your integrity intact. (Rule of Life #1: You can't watch the movie before you read the book.) By the way, whenever I see the trailer for TFIOS movie, I fangirl a little. The movie looks really good. Maybe better than the book. (Even though Rule of Life #2: The movie is never better than the book — except for Lord of the Rings.)

Essays

I'll get back to John Green tomorrow, but today I need to talk about something that absolutely infuriates me. Essays. I am currently writing one for school and it is killing me. Even though I try to be creative and put my own spin on it, it is almost impossible to write an entertaining, fun essay that not only shows how much you've learned, but also your voice and writing style.

Essays are terrible creatures sent from Hell to destroy our creativity until we are all mindless typing drones, click-clacking day and night at meaningless questions.

No I'm not being melodramatic!

Everyone who is in the field of education: GET A CLUE! Essays do not help ANYTHING! Teachers assign essays for a few reasons, but their reasons are NOT legitimate!!!!!

First of all, to find out someone's writing style, maybe you should let them BE CREATIVE! Write poetry, or prose, or ANYTHING BUT AN ESSAY! I know when I write essays, I don't actually need to know the subject. All you do is paraphrase and regurgitate the information. It doesn't show knowledge.

ESSAYS ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Green

I haven't posted anything in a really long time. The summer just flew by. School starts on Wednesday, which means all the things like buying school supplies and summer homework that I procrastinated have to be finished in just a couple days.

I've been planning to post this for a very long time but I haven't gotten around to it. I recently read two books by John Green: The Fault in Our Stars and Looking For Alaska.

I got halfway through Looking For Alaska when I impulsively bought The Fault in Our Stars at Target. I read it, then finished reading Looking For Alaska.

Considering all of the good reviews for TFIOS, I had high hopes for the book, and pretty much thought that everything written by John Green was magic or something.

I was severely disappointed.

I'll go into more detail on the specific things I didn't like in the next few days.

Personally, I feel almost bad for not liking these books, because I think John Green seems like a nice guy. I think I could be his friend if I ever met him. I just don't think he writes exceptional books. They're really not bad, but I just don't see how everyone who reads his books love them so much.

It just made me kind of mad. I had been waiting to read TFIOS for soooo long, and it wasn't even that good! It was ten whole dollars at Target! Ten whole dollars wasted! Not acceptable!

Hanged vs. Hung

It's Grammar Thursday! Today I'll be explaining the difference between "hanged" and "hung." A lot of people know this rule, but a surprising amount don't. Including my history teacher. U.S. history. Generally that involves a lot of people being hanged. Um . . . Salem Witch Trials?

So, the rule is:

Hanged is the killing one.
Example: "Martha, did you hear? Mark was hanged yesterday for murdering his baby koala!"

Hung is used for everything else.
Example: Yesterday after work, Isabelle dejectedly hung her jacket on the hook. She had been fired.

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Vacation Time!

Going to New Jersey to visit relatives! I might not be able to post anything for a few days, sorry!

Lynx kitten:

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And again:

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